Joke Of The Day II

Dated: 05/09/2017

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Bill walks into his boss's office one day and says, "Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn't great, but I've got three companies after me, and I'd like to  respectfully ask for a raise."

After a few minutes of haggling. the boss finally agrees to give him a 5% raise, and Bill happily gets up to leave.

"By the way", asks the boss as Bill is leaving his office, "which three companies are after you?"

Bill replies, "The electric company, water company, and phone company."

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Derek Worrell

Living in the Queen City for more than ten years, I have seen this great metropolitan explode in vast depths. The charm, growth, and southern hospitality draws attention from many throughout the count....

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